January132013
adorablelesbiancouples:

This is one of our favorite photos from a shoot that our awesome friend Chelsea did for us.
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adorablelesbiancouples:

This is one of our favorite photos from a shoot that our awesome friend Chelsea did for us.

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3PM

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January112013
“The intimacy of the “almost touch” is often times more powerful than the touch itself.” Bossman (via her-little-boudoir)

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January92013
emmaisalesbian:

wurstcunt:

trapsterofmusic:

This Is So True.

Yes because THIS song by Nicki Minaj has been taken from one of her MANY MANY songs as a bad example to try justify that she is defined by this and only this.
Here she sings about coming from a poor drugged up broken family and singing about all the girls in the business who got told they wont amount to shit that she has faith in them. And in case you can’t be bothered I highlighted the main parts in bold.
I’m the best.
Uh, yo. Yo.
It was back in 07 did a couple of tapes.
Did a couple DVD’s made a couple mistakes
Didn’t know what I was doing but I put on a cape
Now it’s which world tour should I go on today?
See, you told me I would lose but I won.
I might cop a million Jimmy Choo’s just for fun.
Cause bitches couldn’t take what’s in me.
Australia to Sydney
Might run up in Disney
Out in LA with Lindsey.
Got the eye of the tiger the lion of Judah
Now it’s me and my time it’s just me in my prime
Everything I tried to teach em’ they gone see it in time.
Tell the bitches get a stick, I’m done leading the blind.
Got two shows tonight that’s Brooklyn and Dallas
Then a private party at the Buckingham palace.
Which means I gotta fly like a movie no commercial
That’s young money, cash money yeah, I’m universal.

I hear they coming for me.
Because the top is lonely.
What the fuck they gon say?
What the fuck they gon say?
I’m the best bitch doing it,
I’m the best bitch doing it.
I’m the best best best best
I’m the best best best best

Yo, yo, I remember when I couldn’t buy my mother a couch
Now I’m sitting at the closing, bought my mother a house.
You could never understand why I grind like I do.
Makiah and Julani why I grind like I do.
Cause even when my daddy was on crack I was crack
Now the whole album’s cracked you ain’t gotta skip a track.
I ain’t gotta get a plaque, I ain’t gotta get awards
I just walk up out the door all the girls will applaud.
All the girls will come in as long as they understand
That I’m fighting for the girls that never thought they could win.
Cause before they could begin you told them it was the end
But I am here to reverse the curse that they live in.
Got two bones to pick I’m a only choose one,
You might get addressed on the second album
Which means you can breathe until I mothafucking say so.
To all my bad bitches I can see your halo.

I hear they coming for me.
Because the top is lonely.
What the fuck they gon say?
What the fuck they gon say?
I’m the best bitch doing it,
I’m the best bitch doing it.
I’m the be be best.
I am the Best!

SO BEFORE YOU GO BITCHING ABOUT SOMEONE YOU CLEARLY DON’T LISTEN TO.. DO SOME RESEARCH.

^^^^^^^thanks

Fucking yes. Could not have said it better myself.

emmaisalesbian:

wurstcunt:

trapsterofmusic:

This Is So True.

Yes because THIS song by Nicki Minaj has been taken from one of her MANY MANY songs as a bad example to try justify that she is defined by this and only this.

Here she sings about coming from a poor drugged up broken family and singing about all the girls in the business who got told they wont amount to shit that she has faith in them. And in case you can’t be bothered I highlighted the main parts in bold.

I’m the best.

Uh, yo. Yo.

It was back in 07 did a couple of tapes.

Did a couple DVD’s made a couple mistakes

Didn’t know what I was doing but I put on a cape

Now it’s which world tour should I go on today?

See, you told me I would lose but I won.

I might cop a million Jimmy Choo’s just for fun.

Cause bitches couldn’t take what’s in me.

Australia to Sydney

Might run up in Disney

Out in LA with Lindsey.

Got the eye of the tiger the lion of Judah

Now it’s me and my time it’s just me in my prime

Everything I tried to teach em’ they gone see it in time.

Tell the bitches get a stick, I’m done leading the blind.

Got two shows tonight that’s Brooklyn and Dallas

Then a private party at the Buckingham palace.

Which means I gotta fly like a movie no commercial

That’s young money, cash money yeah, I’m universal.


I hear they coming for me.

Because the top is lonely.

What the fuck they gon say?

What the fuck they gon say?

I’m the best bitch doing it,

I’m the best bitch doing it.

I’m the best best best best

I’m the best best best best


Yo, yo, I remember when I couldn’t buy my mother a couch

Now I’m sitting at the closing, bought my mother a house.

You could never understand why I grind like I do.

Makiah and Julani why I grind like I do.

Cause even when my daddy was on crack I was crack

Now the whole album’s cracked you ain’t gotta skip a track.

I ain’t gotta get a plaque, I ain’t gotta get awards

I just walk up out the door all the girls will applaud.

All the girls will come in as long as they understand

That I’m fighting for the girls that never thought they could win.

Cause before they could begin you told them it was the end

But I am here to reverse the curse that they live in.

Got two bones to pick I’m a only choose one,

You might get addressed on the second album

Which means you can breathe until I mothafucking say so.

To all my bad bitches I can see your halo.


I hear they coming for me.

Because the top is lonely.

What the fuck they gon say?

What the fuck they gon say?

I’m the best bitch doing it,

I’m the best bitch doing it.

I’m the be be best.

I am the Best!


SO BEFORE YOU GO BITCHING ABOUT SOMEONE YOU CLEARLY DON’T LISTEN TO.. DO SOME RESEARCH.

^^^^^^^thanks

Fucking yes. Could not have said it better myself.

8PM
culinarycontessa:

aroihkin:

charliekneedles:

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY PUT MY FEELING INTO AN INTELLIGENT POST.



Accurate. 

culinarycontessa:

aroihkin:

charliekneedles:

SOMEONE HAS FINALLY PUT MY FEELING INTO AN INTELLIGENT POST.

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Accurate. 

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8PM
“You will fall in love with someone who annoys you, whose orgasm face looks and feels pathetic. Despite all of this, there’s something keeping you drawn to them, something that makes you want to protect them from the harsh world. What you fail to realize, however, is that you are the harsh world. You aren’t their noble protector — you are someone to be protected from but it takes a lot of dates, a lot of nights where you question whether or not you are actually a good person, for this to ever resonate with you. When it’s over and whatever love is left is put back in the fridge like a sad plate of leftovers, you will finally understand that you have the power to hurt someone. You can either hurt them or love them and it’s up to you to decide what kind of role you would like to take on in future relationships. What feels more comfortable — being the one who loves more or being the one who’s loved less?

You will fall in love with someone who’s cold and always seemingly pushing you away. When all is said and done, they will be forever known as the one person you couldn’t get to love you. Unfortunately, it will hurt and sting worse than the good ones, the ones that chopped up your meat for you and picked out an eyelash from your eye and were nice to your mother, because love often feels like a game we need to win. And when we lose, when we realize we couldn’t get what we ultimately desired from a person, it makes us feel like a failure and erases all the memories of those who loved us in the past. It’s a permanent smudge on your love resume.

You will fall in love with someone for one night and one night only. They’ll come to you when you need them and be gone in the morning when you don’t. At first, this will make you feel empty and you’ll try to convince yourself that you could’ve loved this person for longer than a night, but you can’t. Some people are just meant to make cameo appearances, some are destined to be a pithy footnote. That’s okay though. Not every person we love has to stick around. Sometimes it’s better to leave while you’re still ahead. Sometimes it’s better to leave before you get unloved.

You will fall in love with the old couple down the street because to you they represent the impossible: a stable, long-lasting love. You’re trying to get someone to like you for more than ten minutes. A monogamous “never get sick of ya” love seems unfathomable. “What’s your secret, sir? Do you just say yes a lot?”

You will fall in love with smells, the good and the bad kind. You will want to wear your lovers shirt because it makes you feel close to them and you’re okay with being that PSYCHO who is legitimately sniffing their shirt in public. You will fall in love with sweat, certain perfumes, the smell of the season in which you fell in love. This particular love smells like fall. It smells like Halloween and a roaring fire and leaves and fog and mist and candy and food and family and whiskey and sex and the lint that collects on sweaters. When it ends, if it ends, you will never experience another fall without thinking of him, her, it. The memories will stick to the ground like a mound of leaves and will only dissipate when the weather drops.

You will fall in love with your friends. Deep, passionate love. You will create a second family with them, a kind of tribe that makes you feel less vulnerable. Sometimes our families can’t love us all the time. Sometimes we’re born into families who don’t know how to love us properly. They do as much as they can but the rest is up to our friends. They can love you all the time, without judgement. At least the good ones can.

This is where I’m supposed to tell you that you will fall in love with The One, a person who isn’t too cold or too nice. Their “O” face is perfectly fine and they’re not afraid to show how much they love you. This person is supposed to wait for us at the end of the twentysomething road as some kind of reward for all the heartache and loneliness. We deserve them. We’ve earned this kind of love.

So fine. You’re going to fall in love with The One. You’re going to fall in love with someone who will make sense beyond college or a job or a particular season. They’ll make sense forever and won’t ever want to leave you behind. I’m telling you this not because it’s true but because it NEEDS to be true. Everyone is entitled to this kind of love, so why not? Have it. It’s yours. Blow out the candles on your 30th birthday, holding their hand, and let out an exhale that’s been waiting for ten years. Do it. Now.” the types of people you will fall in love with in your 20s, Ryan O’Connell (via -teenspirit)

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8PM
“If you love a flower, don’t pick it up. Because if you pick it up it dies and it ceases to be what you love. So if you love a flower, let it be. Love is not about possession. Love is about appreciation.” Osho (via elektricart)

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January72013
afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey
From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,
Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?
When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.
I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.
Sincerely,
Tina Fey
P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”
(source)

afternoonsnoozebutton:

“Dear Internet” by Tina Fey

From PerezHilton.com/Posted by jerkstore on Wednesday, 1/21/2009, 11:21 P.M.

“In my opinion Tina Fey completely ruined SNL. The only reason she’s celebrated is because she’s a woman and an outspoken liberal. She has not a single funny bone in her body.”

“Dear jerkstore,

Huzzah for the Truth Teller! Women in this country have been over-celebrated for too long. Just last night there was a story on my local news about a “missing girl,” and they must have dedicated seven or eight minutes to “where she was last seen” and “how she might have been abducted by a close family friend,” and I thought, “What is this, the News for Chicks?” Then there was some story about Hillary Clinton flying to some country because she’s secretary of state. Why do we keep talking about these dumdums? We are a society that constantly celebrates no one but women and it must stop! I want to hear what the men of the world have been up to. What fun new guns have they invented? What are they raping these days? What’s Michael Bay’s next film going to be?

When I first set out to ruin SNL, I didn’t think anyone would notice, but I persevered because—like you trying to do a nine-piece jigsaw puzzle—it was a labor of love.

I’m not one to toot my own horn, but I feel safe with you, jerkstore, so I’ll say it. Everything you ever hated on SNL was by me, and anything you ever liked was by someone else who did it against my will.

Sincerely,

Tina Fey

P.S. You know who does have a funny bone in her body? Your mom every night for a dollar.”

(source)

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8PM
“Be happy for no reason, like a child. If you are happy for a reason, you’re in trouble, because that reason can be taken from you.” Deepak Chopra  (via warmskin)

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December312012

jewfropayne:

the fact that the last day of 2012 is a monday really sums up how this year went

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December52012
tyleroakley:

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN BUILDING UP TO THIS MOMENT.

tyleroakley:

MY WHOLE LIFE HAS BEEN BUILDING UP TO THIS MOMENT.

12AM
vaginapowersactivate:

we-are-star-stuff:

ihopeyouareabletoable:

h-plus:

leftybegone:

I would totally put my face 4 inches from her chest and scream, “I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!” And I’d make a point never to take my eyes off her boobs until she got so uncomfortable and creeped out that she decided to leave, go back home, sit on her bed in the dark, and think about how completely stupid she was to write “STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT” while asking for it.

This woman’s a disgrace.

But she’s not asking for it. This is a human body, nothing more, nothing less. It’s not being sexualized, in fact, she’s covered her nipples too. I’m sorry, h-plus, that you feel that your body and the body of other women should be considered a disgrace. Do you feel uncomfortable when looking at pictures in the doctor’s office of a woman’s naked body? And do you, leftybegone, get uncontrollably horny at the same sight? Control your python (or garden snake), man, you’re not 12. Have some maturity over the matter. If you did that to that woman, leftybegone, you’d just be putting a bad face on us guys, making us seem like sex-crazed, immature horndogs. Maybe you are one, but I’m tired people making that assumption of us as a gender. It’s disgraceful. She wouldn’t think it was stupid of her to do that if you did. You’d just make her movement more powerful.

Rape (noun):the crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.
Men aren’t primal fucking animals. They’re humans that are completely capable of resisting their urges. I bet you (leftybegone) are a kid with some serious hormones since you, obviously, can’t control yourself.
“She was asking for it”. Really? Can you really blame an individual for someone else’s lack of control? The mere fact that a woman is more likely to be assaulted if she wears certain types of clothing does not make it right. She could walk around naked and that still doesn’t excuse rape. The solution to the problem is not for women to “dress less slutty” but for men to realize that a woman’s choice of dress is not an open invitation to sexual assault.

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vaginapowersactivate:

we-are-star-stuff:

ihopeyouareabletoable:

h-plus:

leftybegone:

I would totally put my face 4 inches from her chest and scream, “I’M SO HAPPY RIGHT NOW!” And I’d make a point never to take my eyes off her boobs until she got so uncomfortable and creeped out that she decided to leave, go back home, sit on her bed in the dark, and think about how completely stupid she was to write “STILL NOT ASKING FOR IT” while asking for it.

This woman’s a disgrace.

But she’s not asking for it. This is a human body, nothing more, nothing less. It’s not being sexualized, in fact, she’s covered her nipples too. I’m sorry, h-plus, that you feel that your body and the body of other women should be considered a disgrace. Do you feel uncomfortable when looking at pictures in the doctor’s office of a woman’s naked body? And do you, leftybegone, get uncontrollably horny at the same sight? Control your python (or garden snake), man, you’re not 12. Have some maturity over the matter. If you did that to that woman, leftybegone, you’d just be putting a bad face on us guys, making us seem like sex-crazed, immature horndogs. Maybe you are one, but I’m tired people making that assumption of us as a gender. It’s disgraceful. She wouldn’t think it was stupid of her to do that if you did. You’d just make her movement more powerful.

Rape (noun):the crime of forcing another person to submit to sex acts, especially sexual intercourse.

Men aren’t primal fucking animals. They’re humans that are completely capable of resisting their urges. I bet you (leftybegone) are a kid with some serious hormones since you, obviously, can’t control yourself.

“She was asking for it”. Really? Can you really blame an individual for someone else’s lack of control? The mere fact that a woman is more likely to be assaulted if she wears certain types of clothing does not make it right. She could walk around naked and that still doesn’t excuse rape. The solution to the problem is not for women to “dress less slutty” but for men to realize that a woman’s choice of dress is not an open invitation to sexual assault.

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December42012
Haircut Time.

Haircut Time.

December12012
8PM

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